uh oh.

phone: ring ring.
me: hello?
professor who will go unnamed: hi. sorry to call so early.
me: thats ok. what's up?
p.w.w.g.u.: well, i am afraid to tell you that i can't find your final project. you handed one in right?
me: uh... yes! it was the little black sketchbook with images and text pasted in.
p.w.w.g.u.: i knew i remembered you handing it in. well strangely i think i have misplaced it.
me: (panicking) um , i think i deleted all the files, i dont know what to do.
p.w.w.g.u: (nonchalantly) well i am sure it will be fine. ill call you if i need anything.
me: ok bye?
p.w.w.g.u.: bye have a good holiday.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

what are you reading?

over break?

im reading moby dick.
but i need more suggestions....
any thoughts?
perhaps books that are not whale related!

ARRG me maties!!!

Shiver me timbers and buckle your swatches The great Swatchbuckler has arrived!

you say Bodoni, I say Banana....

one word: awesome.

All about the Benjamins baby

The smell of ink
The warmth of paper fresh out of the printer
A well constructed grid
Markers that don't bleed
Small x-heights
Sharp focus
Three point lighting
Tracking you could drive a car through
The color of a paragraph

I love design.

What do you love?

Be afraid. Be very very afraid.

Our student minds are theirs for molding...and this makes me nervous.
Exhibition of faculty gems,

" You know Twiggy?...She was like a...a STICK!" (please note: twig=stick)

"...Hitler's little hairpiece there..." (please note: mustache?)

written assignment:
"Define whether their is four or five Seasons?"
(please note: THERE, ARE, The country/Proper name of Seasons, the question of defining?)

inquiring minds want to know....

My Favorite Coen Brothers Movies

(in no particular order)
(and special tidbits about said movies)

The Hudsucker Proxy (paul newman cameo! and "you know... for kids!")
Barton Fink (oh yes.... john tutturro (sp?) and john goodman... and sticky wallpaper!)
Fargo (steve buscemi... what a hottie.)
No Country For Old Men (just go see it.)
The Big Lebowski (don't fuck with the jesus.)
Raising Arizona (a classic.)

What are your favorites?